You Too Faced B*tch: A Haul Post

Hello, my name is Kim-Mari and I am a Too Faced Bitch, I mean, Addict.

Too Faced is less this:

Although her geometric eyebrows are TO DIE FOR

Although her geometric eyebrows are TO DIE FOR

And more like this (alas the film-makers seem to have declined a two in one hybrid):

Pretty & Tough.

Pretty & Tough.

The fact is Too Faced make pretty, cruelty free cosmetics that perform pleasingly.  I ordered some then I ordered some more because I was not only smitten with their packaging and branding, but because their products actually performed.  They actually did that, no lies.  And here's the haul....

The Pardon My French Set in all its glory.  LOVE this palette, the day look is pretty as heck.

The Pardon My French Set in all its glory.  LOVE this palette, the day look is pretty as heck.

This pretty highlighter powder with gold shimmer particles is best used as a highlighter unless you wanna look like Tinkerbell farted on your face.  Just sayin'.

This pretty highlighter powder with gold shimmer particles is best used as a highlighter unless you wanna look like Tinkerbell farted on your face.  Just sayin'.

A pretty nice palette that I think would be great for a general brighten up.  I have no problems with the shade of concealer, the bronzing veil is perfect for my skin tone, and those blushes are amazing.  

A pretty nice palette that I think would be great for a general brighten up.  I have no problems with the shade of concealer, the bronzing veil is perfect for my skin tone, and those blushes are amazing.  

A gorgeous eye palette with the added bonus of wetxdry liner shades in the mix.  The shades here are creamy and pigmented, as with all TF palettes, but work together beautifully for alot of mix n match looks.

A gorgeous eye palette with the added bonus of wetxdry liner shades in the mix.  The shades here are creamy and pigmented, as with all TF palettes, but work together beautifully for alot of mix n match looks.

Classic neutral sexy right here.  I think this will be my go to palette for office looks, dramatic or otherwise.

Classic neutral sexy right here.  I think this will be my go to palette for office looks, dramatic or otherwise.

Beauty Balm in Snow Bunny: A light formulation BB that I just tried this morning and so far, so good.  Despite advertising rosy undertones I still think they lean to the yellow in comparison to the greyer toned offerings from many Asian brands.

Beauty Balm in Snow Bunny: A light formulation BB that I just tried this morning and so far, so good.  Despite advertising rosy undertones I still think they lean to the yellow in comparison to the greyer toned offerings from many Asian brands.

THIS BRONZER. To die for.... I've been avoiding bronzer for so long due to looking like a Kardashian/Dirty Hobo.  This shade is light and pretty enough to look natural & glowy.  It's perfection.

THIS BRONZER. To die for.... I've been avoiding bronzer for so long due to looking like a Kardashian/Dirty Hobo.  This shade is light and pretty enough to look natural & glowy.  It's perfection.

I will probably take some time to talk about these products in detail in the future but on first impressions Too Faced as a brand has me hook, line, and sinker.  Their branding and packaging totally suits my lifestyle aesthetic, without forcing Barbie culture down my neck hole.  

They adhere to a cruelty free code & deliver some high performing cosmetics that I don't mind paying a little bit extra for, especially when it comes down to their eye shadow palettes complete with their fail safe glamour guides.

I can see myself buying alot more Too Faced cosmetics in the future, and TBH they could just be my new go-to HG brand for my base products.