Some Boxes & Foxes

I' just all out doing a random un-boxing tonight of a couple of Memeboxes that actually arrived over a week ago...

Yeah, I'm slow...

Also apologies in advance for the photo quality, as usual I work hard and only play at night - therefore scummy photos.  I'll get nice ones for the next entry promise lol.

Lets start with the Hot Gimmicks...

Lets start with the Hot Gimmicks...

Memebox Special #27 Diet Box

GIMMICKS, HOW I LOVE ME SOME GIMMICKS....

I had so much love for this box straight off the bat. DIET BOX? Oh hell yes, I'm in.  I'm fully crazy for any and all Asian Diet fads and products, a couple of which have bought me to dicey amphetamine like come-downs, but I like the look of this one.

First up we have the LG Health Care Slim Fit Sparkling Shot 14 pack, which I opened and tried immediately ten minutes ago.  Kind of a light citrus Berocca thing going on there.  Not bad at all.  Next week I will actually start using these along with my new (pfffft) diet plan.  First impressions are that it tastes vitaminy and refreshing and I quite like it.  I already feel perkier, so this could get interesting...

Next in the box is the Purederm Miracle Body Shaping Treatment, we get two!  I'm weirded out yet strangely intrigued by the  mention of CO2, so maybe more on this one at a later date?

Dermahouse Lifting Shape Up Hot Gel is a mother f*cker. Thought I'd just put a little on after my shower tonight to see and now my arm feels like it has been eaten by fire ants, excremented through a gasoline filter, lit on fire, hardened into briquettes, then used for a barbecue.   I love it.  It might not do anything, but the moisturizing burning effect is somewhat addictive.

KepaClub Frozen Body Ggong Ggong Gel is not something I have tried yet, but after the above maybe I should have.  What is a Ggong Ggong?  I am very interested in using this in the hotter months if only for the cool runnings.

SXM I Value Body Ampoule.  Yep.  Not too sure about this one and it doesn't make me scream GIMMICK, so uhhh, no comment?

The STC Massage Roller is exactly the kind of semi-torture body shaping implement the world needs more of.  I am using it right now.  I fucking love cellulite mincing devices.  But in truth, I'm stoked with this rather cheap device, sometimes the simplest things work best, like plastic massaging tools.

FERDERMA Egyptian Diet Soap is something I am too scared to use.... 

Not quite the result I was looking for...

Not quite the result I was looking for...

I just want to ask how much Anubis shit is actually in this product.  OK sigh, actually the herbs and spices look interesting enough for this to be at least a nice invigorating soap: cinnamon, horseradish, dandelion, spicy menthol, grapefruit, rosemary... 

If I go all like bald South African hot actor with eyeliner suddenly you know why.

Superbox #45 Koreas Most Wanted

Not excited yet...

Not excited yet...

Gonna be honest, underwhelmed unboxing.  So let's take a lookie...

Shara Shara Tinted Style Lip Gloss looks hip enough to be in makeup purse as its packaging is as devoid of personality as Jersey Shore reality TV 'stars'.  Never judge anything by its looks, after playing a hand of poker with this product I am please to say it called my bluff.   Unlike other tints I've tried recently this one is slightly moisturizing, and has a great staying power.  I also lucked in by getting the Fuschia Pink shade which is like the prettiest thing ever.

Makeup Helper Pact is pretty much all other pressed powder compacts with a herby lemony scent.  I'm not a fan of the pact design I ended up with (either of the geometric designs would have suited me better), and I was not exactly enamored with the yellow undertone to the powder.  That said I LOVE THEY SEPERATE THE PUFF FROM THE PRODUCT PROPERLY. Take note THIS is how it should be done.  All in all this is not a bad product. It's pressed powder, and I'm always a bit meh about pressed powder.

MORE FUCKING NAIL POLISH.

Blithe Patting Water Pact, sounds quaint and looks strangely eco packaged. I'm not entire;y convinced of the effectiveness of patting watered down product on my face though.

Pure Skin Ice Cooling & Soothing Patch. 

Lastly Pure Skin Lemon Blueberry Rejuvinating Overnight Mask is in here. I love masks so there is no way this can fail me unless it melts my face off. Yeah.

Now here's your foxes...